Timezones, because adulting is hard
Central Standard Time: Where the sun doesn't exist Easter Standard Time (EST+2): Where the Easter Bunny sets Coordinated Universal Time: Where time is a social construct Standard Time Zones of the Future: Because who needs consistency?Timezones, you see, are like different flavors of chaos. Some are sweet, some are bitter, and some will make you question the fabric of reality.
Timezones of the Unknown: Where the laws of physics don't apply
Timezones of the Doomed: Where the apocalypse is imminent